then fucking act like it
"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"
My boss wanted to see my tattoo (the anti-possession one) today and he was like “What possessed you to get that?!” and I just
Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller?
Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.